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old stuff
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jeff07080
(01.04.2003 1:52:52 PM EST)
get a life you jack asses...it's a fact.. if they wait for daddy to come home, they"ll starve..call for pizza now !!
get a life
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matkins
(07.10.2001 10:00:55 AM EST)
i thought this message was absolutly uncalled for. it was ignorant and undignified.
Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a bunch of smiling faces. The monkey on bottom look up and see nothing but a$$holes.
it was stupid
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.14.2001 10:16:05 PM EST)
that joke was not funny it was racist i suggest it should be removed.
That's funny
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IASTATE
(04.18.2001 8:30:48 PM EST)
Wow, that's so creative. I'm just happy you could write that all by yourself. I bet you are a real winner, cause you're so funny....whew. I haven't seen something that good since kindergarten when a kid used to eat dirt. Funny stuff, real funny...ignorant asshole.
This shit is so corny
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.16.2001 7:20:11 PM EST)
what does this mean!!!
Corny
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started by
twopiece
(02.24.2001 2:57:50 PM EST)
The joke sucks!!!
Sexual
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started by
WWFROCKMAIVIA
(12.14.2000 6:35:36 AM EST)
Does that have to do with sexual discrimination?? This totally reeks of heinousity!!!
This site totally reeks of awesomeness!!!
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started by
some1dude
(10.05.2000 3:28:04 AM EST)
harsh but sometimes true. LOL, #1... that was bad.
Good One
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started by
kados
(10.02.2000 0:58:09 AM EST)
Now that is funny....and mostly true!
not funny at all
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started by
cami
(09.26.2000 9:17:18 PM EST)
To the anonymous goofball, that is some mean shit.
haha not funny
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started by
tlewis
(08.16.2000 9:19:37 PM EST)
you can atlease madeit funny
black women
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.12.2000 2:59:23 PM EST)
How long does it take a black
women to take a shit?
answer: 9 mths.
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