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Flied Lice

By: MalcomPublished: 04/22/2000
 
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This Greek guy walks into a Chinese restaurant and gets a table. The waiter comes over and says,"May I help you?".

The Greek guy says,"What is today's special?"

The waiter says,"Today's special is flied lice."

The Greek guy busts a nut. "Flied lice?",the Greek guy laughs,"What you gonna do? Stick your head in the deep flier? No thanks,just get me some egg drop soup."

Every Wednesday,the same thing happens.

What's today's special? Flied lice.

Even the other customers are laughing at him.

So the Chinese waiter says to himself,"Make a fool out of me,will ya.I'll show this bastard up."

He goes home for the weekend and practices saying "Fried Rice".All weekend he practices untill he can say Fried Rice fluently.

Wednesday rolls around and sure enough,in walks the Greek guy and takes his usual table.

"May I help you?",says the waiter....ready to show him what for.

"Sure thing,Hung Lo. I keep forgetting what the special is today."(giggles to himself)

And with that,the waiter says in a voice fit for a radio announcer,"Today's special is Fried Rice......

YOU GLEEK PLICK!!!!!!!!!!

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heh... (0 replies)
started by andy591
(10.15.2000 10:01:14 PM EST)

Funny but those are the ones from China or Hong Kong or something. Most Chinese people aren't fobs and drive Preludes :D

fuckin chinks (0 replies)  
started by seanwetzell
(07.27.2000 9:38:53 PM EST)

they still can't talk right haa haa!

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