Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"There is no second-rate children in Arizona. There's no second-rate children in America."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at Salmon for Governor and Renzi for Congress Fund-raiser," Sept. 27, 2002
 
 

Random Quote
 
"How could anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty six different kinds of cheese?"
— Charles DeGaulle
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#171 The most sensetive parts of the body are the mouth and the fingertips.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What is the best Afghanistan and Iraqi job?
A. Foreign Ambassador.
 
 


The Three Samurai

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 03/06/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one. A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai.

The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.

The Japanese Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate.

The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. Whoosh whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!"

The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai.

The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. His flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai smiled, "If you look closely, you'll see that the fly has been circumcised!

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Ethnic Jokes...

 

Search
 
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
what were you thinking (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.17.2001 1:31:14 PM EST)

na its really good

BOOOO (0 replies)  
started by mythical
(11.19.2000 11:22:58 AM EST)

where is it?!?!?

i'm first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Rate This!

2.93 Goofballs of 5
127 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • Two Years Ago
    The Cure
    Ahmed the Arab came to London from the Middle East ...
    10.28.2009

    Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
     
    Crickets hear through their knees.