Sign Of The Times
Here are some signs and noticed written in English that were
discovered throughout the world:
In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotels towels please. If you are
not a person to do such a thing, please not to read this notice
In a Bucharest Hotel Lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that
time we regret that you will be unbearable
In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade Hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push the button for wishing floor.
If the cabin should enter more persons, each person should
press wishing floor.
In a Paris Hotel front desk:
Please leave you values at the desk
A Hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between
the hours of 9 and 11 AM daily
Japanese Hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
On a Menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
A menu at a Polish Hotel:
Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with
cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let
loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs
A Bangkok dry cleaners advertises:
Dresses for streetwalking
In a Rhodes Tailor Shop:
Because is big rush, customers will be executed in
strict rotation.
In a Zurich Hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guest of the
opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be
used for this purpose.
And Donkey rides in Thailand ask:
Would you like to ride you own ass.
