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By: AnonymousPublished: 10/02/2001
 
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If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

If one year ago, you bought $1000 worth of your favorite beer, drank it all, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

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    a nickel a can? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.21.2002 6:26:08 PM EST)
    really?

    Oh shit, I could be rich.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Stock market (0 replies)
    started by godofhellfire
    (10.02.2001 7:01:48 PM EST)
    is legalized gambling with no free drinks.

    Beer; yummy yum!

    HELLFIRE

    Big Spender (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (10.02.2001 3:32:21 PM EST)

    Invest your time, not your money.
    (Except when it comes to Goofball, then do both!)

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    The Patron is right (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (10.02.2001 11:15:17 AM EST)
    there is no substitute for planning and forethought.

    I just give my money to beautiful women, who then dance the dance of joy!

    Now thats something you can take to the bank.

      

    Broker? (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.02.2001 8:39:20 AM EST)

    Why do you give your money to a Guy you call a Broker?

    The only one who gets broker is you!

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