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The History of Shit

By: acidintervalPublished: 09/20/2002
 
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Ever wonder where the word "shit" comes from?

Well here it is:

Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was back then) by ship. In dry form it weighs a lot less, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, which by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen, methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with lantern.

BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure where always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

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    Fake or not...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.20.2002 10:06:18 PM EST)

    It's still a great story. ^5 on this one, Acid, and my heartiest congratulations and thanks for those 100 submissions. Keep `em coming, ya hear?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    er, fake? (1 reply)
    started by fixxxerny
    (09.20.2002 8:32:50 AM EST)

    http://urbanlegends.miningco.com/library/bl-s-word.htm

    ...we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year...

    Congrats on your 100th submission Acid (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.20.2002 7:55:24 AM EST)


    This is one thing I've never heard of. Most of our lingo comes from back in the sailing days.

    I'm not sure I believe this one though. But you get a ^5 for submitting something interesting and new.

    Now tell them why we say you're, "Three Sheets to the Wind" when you're drunk.

    Glad I'm not a seaman (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.20.2002 3:51:49 AM EST)

    they have enough problems with things going off all around them.

    Congrats on your 100th submission acid. That's worth a BIG 5^

    My 100th Post.. (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.20.2002 3:22:50 AM EST)

    boy am I full of it or what!

    Don't be silly, protect your willie.

    That's a bunch of shit (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (09.20.2002 1:33:15 AM EST)


    hahahahaha

    and no, I've never heard of it.


    Just protecting my sheep

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