"I should have clarified it by my statement. I just clarified it by my—not should have—I just."—Bush, trying to clarify a statement Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Holds Media Availability with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi," Sept. 14, 2002
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#229 The Caspian Sea is actually a lake.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.
One Liners
Q: Why do Canadians have sex doggie style? A: So they both can watch the hockey game.
Food For Thought
By: Anonymous
Published: 10/02/2001
If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.
If one year ago, you bought $1000 worth of your favorite beer, drank it all,
and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.
Why do you give your money to a Guy you call a Broker?
The only one who gets broker is you!
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