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A Touching Christmas Story
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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation ...
Published : 03.09.2007

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Redneck Christmas
It was the night before Christmas, and all through ...
Published : 12.20.2006

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Another Letter From Santa
"Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He ...
Published : 12.18.2006

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Holidays Tips For Eating
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
Published : 12.16.2006

Rate: 4.09
Making Early Christmas Lists
Two young lads are talking about their respective ...
Published : 06.14.2006

Rate: 4.09
Foul Mouth Johnny Christmas Joke
Young Johnny has a cursing problem, and his father's ...
Published : 12.16.2005

Rate: 3.00
Interpreting Dreams
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just ...
Published : 03.13.2005

Rate: 3.67
Valentines Lawyer
A woman walks into a post office and notices a middle-aged, ...
Published : 03.12.2005

Rate: 3.83
Getting A Christmas Tree
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree ...
Published : 12.11.2004

Rate: 3.57
No Washington Nativity Scene
The Supreme Court has ruled ...
Published : 12.09.2004

Rate: 4.00
Rain Or Snow?
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Published : 12.01.2004

Rate: 3.50
A Visit To The Dentist
This guy goes into his dentist's office, because something ...
Published : 02.21.2004

Rate: 3.85
Grandparents Day
What seems to be, not necessiarly a forgotten, but ...
Published : 04.14.2003

Rate: 3.73
Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, but ...
Published : 02.14.2003

Rate: 3.45
Fixing The Headstone
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party...
Published : 02.08.2003

Rate: 3.60
Memo From Santa Claus
I regret to inform you...
Published : 01.07.2003

Rate: 3.71
Diary Of A Snow Shoveler
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first...
Published : 12.26.2002

Rate: 3.00
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Published : 12.25.2002

Rate: 3.00
Female Reindeer
While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, according to...
Published : 12.24.2002

Rate: 3.20
Atop The Tree
Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ...
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If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer...
Published : 01.14.2001

Rate: 3.22
Customer Service
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a costume party...
Published : 11.17.2000

Rate: 3.43
A Visit From The Kids
An elderly man in Florida called his son in New York...
Published : 10.30.2000

Rate: 2.99
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Little was riding his brand new bike around the town ...
Published : 06.03.2000

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Thanksgiving & Christmas
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for...
Published : 02.21.2000

Rate: 3.23
12 Days of Christmas
My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.
Published : 01.01.2000

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