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"It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it."-George W. Bush, Feb. 8, 2001
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"It's more relaxed here. It's an atmosphere I can relate to. In Oakland it was always win, win, win - you get fed up with it." Jose Canseco
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#20 Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower.
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... is so fat, She can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change!
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Q. What's the down side to a threesome? A. You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
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 A bad Christmas morning! | | By: abovthecrowd | Published: 06/03/2000 | | |  |
| Little was riding his brand new bike around the town square in the snow, when he was approached by a policeman on horseback. The cop said " Wow, what a nice bike! Did Santa Clause bring that to you for Christmas?" The boy replied," Yes he did, isn't it great?"
The officer dismounted his horse and said,"Son you must have been a really good boy to get that bike." As he pulled his ticket book out and started writing, he said "But next year tell Santa to put the proper reflectors on the bike to keep you out of trouble!" As he handed the boy a $20 ticket.
The boy shook his head in dismay, and took the ticket. As he walked back to his bike he looks to the officer and asks innocently," Did Santa bring you that horse for christmas?". The officer, going along with him said " Yes he did, why?". The little boy replied "Maybe next year you should tell him to put the dick under the horse and not on top of it!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? |  | |  |
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good one
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started by
jamesangel
(06.03.2001 7:19:28 AM EST)
it was a good one ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha james angel
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way
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Meesha
(06.03.2001 0:38:24 AM EST)
funny! lol
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quick laugh
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started by
nake
(12.23.2000 3:55:08 PM EST)
quick laugh after all it is the holidays.
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not bad
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started by
nolmtcrw02
(11.30.2000 9:14:58 AM EST)
not a bad joke...good punch line
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shit
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.13.2000 6:33:17 PM EST)
shit
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robbo
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.15.2000 9:30:02 AM EST)
that joke rocks to bad i already heard it a hundred fucking times oh by the way you all suck rod.
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sucked
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started by
thehustler4
(07.07.2000 9:18:24 AM EST)
man, THATS A JOKE!
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cool
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started by
huykhajack
(06.23.2000 10:48:54 PM EST)
stupid copcheck
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see ya
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 11:44:41 AM EST)
Ha this sucked mokey butt ya dumb ass
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jib
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started by
jib
(06.05.2000 3:55:41 PM EST)
that shit suckeddddddd
this site better be worth all this trouble
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oink
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started by
spoiler
(06.05.2000 11:34:47 AM EST)
:-o
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I love it
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started by
spoiler
(06.05.2000 11:34:05 AM EST)
I'm definitely raising my children that way. Cops, my worst enemy.
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loosh sez
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.04.2000 4:28:36 AM EST)
To whoever found or made up this joke-- that's pretty good.
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hey all
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started by
lizz
(06.03.2000 4:48:57 PM EST)
hehehe...great jk :-)
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toddler@dork.com
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.03.2000 9:59:00 AM EST)
My penis is shaped like a christmas tree, but it tastes like a lollipop. My girlfriend told me so.
Yabba-yabba-yummy-yum
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That kid stole the bike
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started by
HarryMonkBubble
(06.03.2000 9:40:25 AM EST)
What the little kid said would have been funny - but the Police Officers' horse was a Mare. So the YOKES on you KiddShady. Ho Ho Fucking Ho.
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Segundo
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started by
KiddShady
(06.03.2000 0:50:47 AM EST)
Haha, good joke. Oh yeah, fuck da police.I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.
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