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A bad Christmas morning!

By: abovthecrowdPublished: 06/03/2000
 
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Little was riding his brand new bike around the town square in the snow, when he was approached by a policeman on horseback. The cop said " Wow, what a nice bike! Did Santa Clause bring that to you for Christmas?" The boy replied," Yes he did, isn't it great?"

The officer dismounted his horse and said,"Son you must have been a really good boy to get that bike." As he pulled his ticket book out and started writing, he said "But next year tell Santa to put the proper reflectors on the bike to keep you out of trouble!" As he handed the boy a $20 ticket.

The boy shook his head in dismay, and took the ticket. As he walked back to his bike he looks to the officer and asks innocently," Did Santa bring you that horse for christmas?". The officer, going along with him said " Yes he did, why?". The little boy replied "Maybe next year you should tell him to put the dick under the horse and not on top of it!"

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good one (0 replies)
started by jamesangel
(06.03.2001 7:19:28 AM EST)

it was a good one ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha

james angel

way (0 replies)
started by Meesha
(06.03.2001 0:38:24 AM EST)

funny! lol

quick laugh (0 replies)
started by nake
(12.23.2000 3:55:08 PM EST)

quick laugh after all it is the holidays.

not bad (0 replies)
started by nolmtcrw02
(11.30.2000 9:14:58 AM EST)

not a bad joke...good punch line

shit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.13.2000 6:33:17 PM EST)

shit

Hehe (0 replies)
started by Smokey
(07.26.2000 1:15:49 AM EST)

Dickhead

THIS SUCKED DONKEY BALLS (0 replies)
started by APPLEMAN1
(07.19.2000 2:55:38 AM EST)

IT SUCKED DONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jonnygbgbgfnbfgnbgfnfgndgn

robbo (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.15.2000 9:30:02 AM EST)

that joke rocks to bad i already heard it a hundred fucking times oh by the way you all suck rod.

sucked (0 replies)
started by thehustler4
(07.07.2000 9:18:24 AM EST)

man, THATS A JOKE!

cool (0 replies)
started by huykhajack
(06.23.2000 10:48:54 PM EST)

stupid cop

check

see ya (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 11:44:41 AM EST)

Ha this sucked mokey butt ya dumb ass

jib (0 replies)
started by jib
(06.05.2000 3:55:41 PM EST)

that shit suckeddddddd

this site better be worth all this trouble

oink (0 replies)
started by spoiler
(06.05.2000 11:34:47 AM EST)

:-o

I love it (0 replies)
started by spoiler
(06.05.2000 11:34:05 AM EST)

I'm definitely raising my children that way. Cops, my worst enemy.

loosh sez (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.04.2000 4:28:36 AM EST)

To whoever found or made up this joke-- that's pretty good.

hey all (0 replies)
started by lizz
(06.03.2000 4:48:57 PM EST)

hehehe...great jk :-)

toddler@dork.com (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.03.2000 9:59:00 AM EST)

My penis is shaped like a christmas tree, but it tastes like a lollipop. My girlfriend told me so. Yabba-yabba-yummy-yum

That kid stole the bike (0 replies)
started by HarryMonkBubble
(06.03.2000 9:40:25 AM EST)

What the little kid said would have been funny - but the Police Officers' horse was a Mare. So the YOKES on you KiddShady. Ho Ho Fucking Ho.

Oh, and another thing... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.03.2000 1:52:07 AM EST)

One ass is plenty.

;o)

Segundo (1 reply)
started by KiddShady
(06.03.2000 0:50:47 AM EST)

Haha, good joke. Oh yeah, fuck da police.

I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

Hehe, heard one similar... (2 replies)  
started by SuicideKing
(06.03.2000 0:31:18 AM EST)

but this was a different twist...oh yeah, and FIRST!!

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