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GOV. BUSH: "Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of...I shouldn't call him my little brother...my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas." JIM LEHRER: "Florida." GOV. BUSH: "Florida. The state of the Florida."-The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
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"May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world." The Quayles' 1989 Christmas card.
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#93 A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet.
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is so stupid when asked on an application,"Sex?",she marked, "M, F and is sometimes Wednesday too."
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Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A: Mace will do that to you.
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 A Visit From The Kids | | By: lifesaver | Published: 10/30/2000 | | |  |
| An elderly man in Florida called his son in New York. The father said to the son, "I hate to tell you, but we've got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can't stand each other anymore and we're getting a divorce. I've had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I'm telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn't go into shock later when I move out."
He hung up and the son immediately called his sister in the Hamptons, telling her the news. The sister said, "I'll handle this!"
She called Florida and said to her father, "Don't do ANYTHING until we get there! We'll be there Wednesday night." The father agreed.
He hung up the phone and hollered to his wife, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?"
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My Pee Pee is Missing
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.17.2001 5:38:37 PM EST)
That joke was TERRIBLE. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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two old farts
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phat5
(01.13.2001 3:21:58 AM EST)
they only have a few good years left... they wanted their family with them great joke!!!!!!!
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Here's some funny for you
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PedroRodriguez
(10.30.2000 11:02:01 PM EST)
A Visit From The Kids
By: lifesaver Published: 10/30/2000
An elderly man in Florida called his son in New York. The father said to the son, "I hate to tell you, but we've got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can't stand each other anymore and we're getting a divorce. I've had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I'm telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn't go into shock later when I move out."
He hung up and the son immediately called his sister in the Hamptons, telling her the news. The sister said, "I'll handle this!"
She called Florida and said to her father, "Don't do ANYTHING until we get there! We'll be there Wednesday night." The father agreed.
He hung up the phone and hollered to his wife, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?"
Pedro (the little immigrant Sri Lankan kid, Sally Struthers please send food)
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i'm so sick and tired of this!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.30.2000 4:42:02 PM EST)
this website sux! they put up the same old shit time and time again! when this place gets interesting, let me know!
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