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No Washington Nativity Scene

By: acidintervalPublished: 12/09/2004
 
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The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious constitutional reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

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    How True (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (12.10.2004 10:29:06 PM EST)

    How true.
    Nice kicker line.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.09.2004 8:18:34 PM EST)

    no no ass shortage...lmfao

    And there's (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
    (12.09.2004 10:59:00 AM EST)

    probably enough steaming piles of manure to authenticate the occasion.

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