"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know." — Mike Tyson
Snapple Facts
#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she bends over, we go into daylight savings time!
One Liners
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
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