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Jackies Joke of the day for June 16, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/16/2000
 
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Harry and his wife are having hard times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.

She's not sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"

She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says "Shit. All I've got is thirty."

She says, "Hold on."

She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"

Harry says, "A handjob."

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a huge cock.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."

She runs back around the corner and says, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

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my own hand (0 replies)
started by tigerguymg
(06.18.2000 8:07:59 PM EST)

For thirty bucks i would go and buy a couple of xxxmovies and do it myself thank you very much

Jackie Hurts (0 replies)
started by Beadro
(06.17.2000 2:52:50 PM EST)

Every Single Joke of Jackie's I Have Heard, Or It Sucks
This Joke Here Was Printed In Last Months Issue Of Maxim, I Think. All I Know Is That I Have Heard Before And It Was Funny The First Time.
So To Quote signstop, "Go Away! Fuck Jackie!"

Plugs (0 replies)
started by signstop
(06.16.2000 1:24:50 PM EST)

Aren't you tired of plugging your garbage! I'm tired of hearing Jackie's name everywhere. Go Away!
F* Jackie!

Now, that's a good one! (0 replies)
started by GFish
(06.16.2000 11:56:39 AM EST)

You know, that's probably the best joke on goofbal in a month.

If your dick's big enough... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.16.2000 1:13:01 AM EST)

...you can get it on credit!

;o)

Not cheap (0 replies)  
started by dnilbe
(06.16.2000 0:12:26 AM EST)

You can get more than that for thirty bucks from a decent whore.

Umm, yeah

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