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Jackies Joke of the day for June 18, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/18/2000
 
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A miserably married guy decides he needs some companionship, so he goes to a Pet Store.

The salesman says, "I have a great pet for you. A toothless hamster."

The guy says, "Nah."

The salesman says, "But it gives great head."

The guy takes it home.

His wife screams, "What the hell is that thing?"

He says, "Never mind what it is. Teach it to cook and then get the fuck out."

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hmm (0 replies)
started by McGregor
(06.18.2000 11:25:17 PM EST)

It can't that good of a job at giving head, or the guy who sold it would have kept it or sold it for a lot more. Am I right? Damn, I know I'm dumb. Sorry for bothering you

This signature is not funny. Stop reading it here. If you call this sentence dumb, remember, I said stop reading it, dumbass.

I don't think it would fit... (2 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.18.2000 2:20:56 AM EST)

...maybe a toothless crocodile...

;o)

googoo (0 replies)
started by peepeehead
(06.18.2000 2:04:41 AM EST)

lame

i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.

I want one (0 replies)  
started by BobtheMidget
(06.18.2000 0:00:33 AM EST)

Where can I get one of those?

Ever had sex with a midget?

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