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Jackies Joke of the day for June 20, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/20/2000
 
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The director of the CIA has to test three new agents, a 25-year-old, a 35-year-old, and a 45-year-old. He puts each of their wives in a different room.

He hands the 25-year-old a gun and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife."

The 25-year-old says, "I can't do it. I love her too much."

The director hands the gun to the 35-year-old and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife."

The 35-year-old goes into the room, comes out after five minutes, and says, "I can't do it."

The director hands the gun to the 45-year-old and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife."

The 45-year-old goes into the room. Three shots ring out, and then there's the sound of scuffling and fighting. The director runs into the room and sees the wife dead on the floor.

He says, "What happened?"

The 45-year-old says, "Some asshole put blanks in the gun, so I had to choke her to death."

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Yeahhhh! (0 replies)
started by solidstrider
(08.02.2000 2:31:08 AM EST)

This joke kicks ass!

not soo funny (0 replies)
started by Patmcroch
(08.01.2000 2:55:21 AM EST)

well it was kind of easy to guess

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funny (0 replies)
started by jroxas
(06.22.2000 11:04:49 PM EST)

it's always a daily routine, read your jokes, after a long day from work, everything in this site is entertaining.... at least that's my opinion.

funny (0 replies)
started by jroxas
(06.22.2000 11:03:52 PM EST)

it's always a daily routine, read your jokes, after a long day from work, everything in this site is entertaining.... at least that's my opinion.

nice (0 replies)
started by madball9mm
(06.20.2000 11:08:37 PM EST)

funny ass joke if i was him i'd of done the same thing cause she probley bitched all the time like most women do..........but you know i still love you ladies

whats up yall shout out from boston whats up madball d.m.s. n.y.hc.

ha ha! (0 replies)
started by Linz10
(06.20.2000 4:15:32 PM EST)

oh my gosh! Enough said! :)

f jackie (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.20.2000 12:50:41 PM EST)

If we really wanted to read old, unfunny jokeland jokes, we would have gone to jokeland.com

Almost gave up on Jackie's jokes... (0 replies)
started by SilkBoxers
(06.20.2000 10:39:39 AM EST)

but finally a funny one.

When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

love hurts (0 replies)  
started by barney
(06.20.2000 2:07:30 AM EST)

I miss my wife , but my aim is getting better!

barney

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