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Jackies Joke of the day for June 23, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/23/2000
 
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A priest and a rabbi are golfing behind a slow foursome. It's finally so bad that they run up and bitch at them for being slow.

One of the foursome says, "I'm really sorry, but these other three guys are blind."

The priest says, "My God, I'm sorry."

The rabbi says, "Dey couldn't play at night?"

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Do you really know your wife. (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.23.2000 1:18:19 PM EST)

This guy goes to ask some advice from his family doctor"Doctor I think my wife either has AIDS or heart problems how can I tell?",the doctor then emplies,"I tell you what you can do,take your wife on a 40 mile hike and if she makes it back don't fuck her!"

Do you really know your wife. (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.23.2000 1:16:24 PM EST)

This guy goes to ask some advice from his family doctor"Doctor I think my wife either has AIDS or heart problems how can I tell?",the doctor then emplies,"I tell you what you can do,take your wife on a 40 mile hike and if she makes it back don't fuck her!"

A bright dog! (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.23.2000 12:46:16 PM EST)

What do you call a dog with no hind legs a steel balls? Sparky!!!

Great joke (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(06.23.2000 12:08:05 PM EST)

but sooooo old.

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

OH GOd (0 replies)
started by olde
(06.23.2000 11:31:55 AM EST)

Good Joke!!! I love goofball, hold me hand bitch

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started by naestyoh
(06.23.2000 1:16:10 AM EST)

I'm last. Nice joke.

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