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Jackies Joke of the day for June 24, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/24/2000
 
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Norris goes to see his doctor for an exam.

The doctor says, "Pull down your pants, I'm going to check your prostate."

After a few minutes, Norris says, "Doc, pull your finger out of my ass and stop fucking around."

The doctor says, "That's not my finger, and I'm not fucking around."

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hmm (0 replies)
started by stupidfuck
(12.27.2000 4:48:59 PM EST)

oh, sure. i'm laughing- on the inside.

jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

What the fuck was that! (0 replies)
started by solidstrider
(06.24.2000 7:46:27 PM EST)

I agree with thebastard28. That Jackie guy sucks shit.

hmmm... (0 replies)
started by thebastard28
(06.24.2000 3:27:04 PM EST)

that was as about as funny as a kick in the balls. These Jackies jokes are fucking crap.

that was way too pathetic (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.24.2000 3:22:48 AM EST)

goofball needs to dump jakie

1st (0 replies)  
started by deeznutz
(06.24.2000 0:05:56 AM EST)

he's got his dick in his ass

deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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