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Jackies Joke of the day for June 28, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 06/28/2000
 
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Grillo goes into a whorehouse to get a blowjob. After he comes, the whore spits it into a big pickle jar.

Grillo says, "Don't you usually swallow it?"

She says, "Yeah. But me and the girl two doors down are having a contest to see who can fill up their jar first."

Grillo says, "What does the winner get?"

She says, "Both jars."

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yucky (0 replies)
started by TinaP
(06.28.2000 10:48:17 PM EST)

not even funny

fuck this (0 replies)
started by sexonthebeach
(06.28.2000 4:46:13 PM EST)

this is so fucking disgusting... not just disgusting... FUCKING disgusting!!!

crazy sons of bitches

eatme (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.28.2000 4:17:17 PM EST)

2nd as always!...uhh, I mean never.

holy shit (2 replies)  
started by HairyJew
(06.28.2000 1:45:46 AM EST)

i am fuckin first dude- anyway that was a gross joke

fuck you

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