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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 2, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/02/2000
 
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Dirty Johnny's parents get divorced...

One night, Johnny walks past his mother's bedroom door -- the door is open -- and he sees his mother lying on her back playing with herslf, saying "I need a man...I need a man..."

A few nights later, he walks past her bedroom -- the door is open -- and he sees a man on top of her.

He runs into his room, jumps on his bed, pulls down his pants, and starts playing with himself, saying, "I need a bike...I need a bike..."

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    I need a handjob!. (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
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    I like to keep my goals attainable.



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    started by woodnymph
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