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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 4, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/04/2000
 
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A Jewish girl comes home and says, "Ma, I got married."

Her mother says, "Oy, that's great."

She says, "But, Ma, he's an Arab."

Her mother says, "Oy, that's not so great."

She says, "But, Ma, he's an Arab sheik. He's wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of your lives."

Six months later, she walks in the house and says, "Ma, I love my Arab sheik, but my God, all he wants to do is boff me in my ass. Day and night, that's all he'll do is bang me in my ass. When I got married, my asshole was the size of a dime...now, it's the size of a silver dollar."

Her mother says, "So for ninety cents you're going to make trouble?"

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    Dookie Love (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (07.04.2000 10:54:06 PM EST)
    her neck has gotten a bit larger since then too.

    I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...

    this is so... (0 replies)
    started by amirian
    (07.04.2000 3:08:34 PM EST)
    this is so unrealistic its not even funny

    HELLZ BELLZ

    Oy, vey! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (07.04.2000 10:03:44 AM EST)
    That's all the jewish I know besides some words I can't spell.

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    I have an idea... (1 reply)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.04.2000 1:32:44 AM EST)
    She ought to grease up with some of that Arab oil.

    Weak sauce... (0 replies)  
    started by SacredBlade
    (07.04.2000 0:30:13 AM EST)
    Jewish jokes are so outdated!

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