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Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 28, 2000

By: Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com)Published: 07/28/2000
 
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Harry is at a banquet and keeps complaining that his false teeth are hurting him. The guy sitting to his left reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of dentures.

He hands them to Harry and says, "Try these."

Harry tries them, and says, "Thanks anyway, but they're too tight."

The guy pulls out another set and hands them to Harry.

They fit perfectly, so Harry wears them for the entire night.

At the end of the banquet, Harry hands them back to the guy and says, "They fit me perfectly. Are you a dentist?"

The guy says, "No. An undertaker."

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it's grtting old (0 replies)
started by skydoda
(07.28.2000 12:43:36 PM EST)

hey jr is that what you tell your girl too???

JR, get a fuckin' life! (0 replies)
started by Vandalier
(07.28.2000 11:29:12 AM EST)

Dude, get a life, one of these days someone's gonna send a nasty virus to your comp...

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started by deeznutz
(07.28.2000 1:59:37 AM EST)

i'm sure i'm not the only one but jr is gettin on my fuckin nerves

deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

Sad story... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(07.28.2000 0:33:19 AM EST)

When porn star John Holmes died, the undertaker was so overwhelmed he hung himself.



Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.

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