"The proposal we've proposed will save him nearly $2,400 every year."—Bush, in another display of the depth and breadth of his language skills Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President Bush Speaks to the TaxRelief Coalition, U.S. Chamber of Commerce," May 6, 2003
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Q: What do you call Raggedy Ann laying in the dirt with a rock in her mouth? A: A dirty cotton rock sucker
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left out on the sidewalk.
The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies' Auxiliary, is passing by.
Hoffman takes a whiff, turns to Puscas, and says, "Man... you think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?"
hahahaha
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XorsistXtreme
(08.06.2000 0:26:24 AM EST)
man this was so funny! I mean pure genius! I mean... two guys.. a cigarette... a smouldering mattress! ahahahha...
crap
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whiteebear
(08.06.2000 0:17:24 AM EST)
this blows more chunks out my dogs ass
1st
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h8suall
(08.06.2000 0:05:03 AM EST)
Jackie sucks
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