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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
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"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynj jvyy unir cevinpl."
—"(When cryptography is outlawed only outlaws will have cryptography")
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#185 A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.
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Q. What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common?
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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 17, 2000 | | By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com) | Published: 08/17/2000 | | |  |
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Riley, a married man, is sitting in his office one day when a very shifty-looking man pays him a visit.
The man asks him, "Did you take a business trip with your red-headed secretary last month?"
Riley answers, "Yes. Why, yes, I did."
The shaky character says, "Well, I've got photos of everything you did."
Riley says, "Everything?"
The guy says, "Yeah," and tosses a half-dozen eight-by-ten glossies on the desk.
The guy says, "So what are you going to do about this, Mr. Riley?"
Riley looks at the photos, and then says, "I'll take three of each of these, and six of this last one. Can you have them tinted?"
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Stupid!!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.17.2000 12:34:51 PM EST)
very stupid!!
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heh..I'll take a couple copies too..
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started by
SuicideKing
(08.17.2000 12:26:49 PM EST)
while I'm typing this, the tv in the background just said to be careful because dogs can choke on small balls..heh..Animal Planet CAN be cool! :)Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng)
"This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."
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booo
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started by
memnoch
(08.17.2000 3:17:19 AM EST)
martling's gotta go...
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Always
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started by
h8suall
(08.17.2000 0:05:47 AM EST)
His jokes always suck
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