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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 18, 2000

By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)Published: 08/18/2000
 
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An old couple goes to the doctor.

The man says, "We want to know if we're makin' love properly. Will you watch us?"

The doctor says, "Go ahead."

So they go to it.

The doctor says, "That'll be ten dollars."

They go back six weeks in a row and do the same thing.

On the seventh week the doctor says, "What do you keep coming back here for? I told you, you're making love perfectly."

The old guy says, "Well, she can't come to my house, and I can't go to herhouse...a motel is fifty bucks...you only charge us forty and we get back thirty-five from Medicare."

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    i thought (0 replies)
    started by Albatros
    (08.18.2000 6:43:08 PM EST)

    in the beginning of the joke didnt he say it was only $10?



    This Place is FUBAR!

    Bullshit (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.18.2000 1:46:11 PM EST)

    What doctor only charges $40 for an office visit? Maybe 100 years ago!

    Damn... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (08.18.2000 1:12:45 AM EST)


    ...that would be a HELL of a way to make a living. Bluuuuuurrrrch!



    I love women. I think they should all be put over a pedestal.

    Reading the Jackie Jokes... (0 replies)  
    started by gbreallysucks
    (08.17.2000 3:53:59 AM EST)

    ...is like finding a needle in a haystack. Once every few months or so a good one comes through. This particular one was not funny, didn't really make any sense, and I think I heard it told in a funnier way once. Maybe. Oh, and I guess I'll be like all the other nerds on here -- "I'm _first_". Woo-hoo.

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