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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 19, 2000

By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)Published: 08/19/2000
 
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A ninety-year old man says to his doctor, "I just can't seem to get anywhere with my teenage wife."

The doctor gives him some pills and says, "Here, take a few of these. You'll be like a kid again..."

On the way home, the old man swallows down the whole bottle full. He gets home and screws the hell out of his wife.

The next morning at ten-thirty, he's still asleep, so she shakes him and yells, "Come on, get up, get up..."

The old man says, "All right, all right, I'll get up. But I ain't going to school."

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    Where's the punch line?.. (0 replies)
    started by ChaopS
    (08.21.2000 11:24:51 AM EST)
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? Was Jackie being fucked up the ass when he came up with this piece of work?
    If it's funny, someone please explain how......

    JEEZ!!!Just Shut up jakie (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.20.2000 1:14:12 PM EST)
    Your a joke jakie just shut up and save yourself the embaressment

    please go (0 replies)
    started by deeznutz
    (08.19.2000 0:51:56 AM EST)
    please stop postin' jackie

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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    started by Foley316
    (08.19.2000 0:03:02 AM EST)
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