Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 23, 2000
By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)	Published: 08/23/2000
Elmer goes into the confessional. He says to the priest, "Father, a girl asked me yesterday if she could kiss me and I said no." The priest says, "Very good, my son. You did right. You'll get your reward in heaven." The next week Elmer comes in and says, "Father, a girl asked me last night if she could make love with me and I told her no." The priest says, "Well, you did right, my son. You're going to get your reward in heaven". Elmer says, "Father, what's my reward going to be?" The priest says, "A bale of hay, you horse's ass". Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Holy fuck (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.22.2000 9:55:34 PM EST) U need a vacation!!

DROP JACKIE (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.23.2000 10:47:49 PM EST) JACKIE SUX! DROP HIM ALREADY!

Whaat?? (1 reply) started by Julz (08.23.2000 7:05:04 PM EST) A bale of hay? What's that got to do with turning down a kiss and sex?

Whaat?? (0 replies) started by Julz (08.23.2000 7:00:13 PM EST) A bale of hay? What's that got to do with turning down a kiss and sex?

Uh, (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.23.2000 11:33:07 AM EST) Two jews walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says "Oy! Enough with the Jackie jokes already. It's not funny."

Stupid!! (0 replies) started by jimboreeno (08.23.2000 10:15:00 AM EST) Man...can it get any fuckin worse??!! JimBoReeno

come on... (0 replies) started by HairyJew (08.23.2000 1:02:51 AM EST) that joke wasnt that bad. it was actually pretty good for jackie considering how much he fuckin sucks fuck you

ummm..2 words (0 replies) started by Lauryn (08.23.2000 0:31:06 AM EST) not funny. Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

what????????? (0 replies)   started by deeznutz (08.23.2000 0:11:46 AM EST) what the fuck does that mean deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

huh? (0 replies) started by SuzieQ (08.23.2000 0:11:04 AM EST) Was ist das?

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