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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 24, 2000

By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)Published: 08/24/2000
 
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Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.

Saturday morning he wakes up and his wife says, "Boy, were you loaded last night. You insulted your boss for ten minutes and he fired you."

Harry says, "Screw my boss."

She says, "I did. You go back to work Monday."

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    hehehe, pretty funny. (0 replies)
    started by jamis100
    (08.24.2000 1:16:43 PM EST)

    I like this one, I usually don't bother replying to jokes I hate, so this one is alright

    Long and thin will get it in, but short and thick will do the trick!

    pretty good (0 replies)
    started by beaudiablo
    (08.24.2000 12:49:56 PM EST)

    I almost laughed

    Not much better (0 replies)
    started by h8suall
    (08.24.2000 0:11:15 AM EST)

    His jokes still suck

    1st (0 replies)  
    started by deeznutz
    (08.24.2000 0:06:09 AM EST)

    best joke from jackie in a while

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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