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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 26, 2000

By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)Published: 08/26/2000
 
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I went to high school with a real moron.

I remember one time at a party he came up to me and said, "Jackie, that girl over there was rubbing my leg and kissing me on my ear and she told me she wanted me to go to dinner at her house tomorrow night."

I said, "You better take some rubbers."

He said, "Fuck it. If it's raining, I ain't even going."

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the irony of it... (0 replies)
started by titan9787
(10.07.2000 1:10:44 AM EST)

i read the first part and this was my 1st thought:
I didn't know identical twins were mentally alike!

---titan9787

? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.26.2000 11:05:53 PM EST)

uhh no

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.26.2000 1:29:30 PM EST)

i dont get it?????????????

o my god (0 replies)
started by beaudiablo
(08.26.2000 11:28:08 AM EST)

he's run out of jokes, now he is going to tell us about events in his life

that was.. (0 replies)
started by bigtomato
(08.26.2000 0:14:50 AM EST)

pretty fuckin dumb!

Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy! I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!

sucks (0 replies)
started by deeznutz
(08.26.2000 0:13:14 AM EST)

i don't get it

deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

Ummm.... (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.21.2000 2:38:49 PM EST)

....was this funny? Somebody let me know -- I lost my sense of humor after reading goofball for a week.

Oh yeah, first.

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