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God Damn
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retsimgaww
(08.29.2000 1:24:19 AM EST)
God Damn it, you people are hard critics! Why don't ya' give the guy some credit?! He submits a joke EVERY DAY, think of the effort! This one was funny! I for one am rebelling at your efforts to crush Jackie's spirit. Jeez!
ddd
yeah
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started by
beaudiablo
(08.28.2000 1:56:42 PM EST)
"You know Pop, it's just like with people. You try to see something funny but jackie sucks every time."
yea..
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started by
bigtomato
(08.28.2000 1:21:01 AM EST)
that was pretty fuckin gay! DOWN WITH JACKIE
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