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Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? A. Christopher Walken
Perspective
(1 reply)
started by
davel23
(08.29.2000 1:18:31 PM EST)
Ok, so Jackie's jokes are rarely funny, but they're better than a daily Gibbleguts cartoon...
God Damn!
(1 reply)
started by
retsimgaww
(08.29.2000 1:32:52 AM EST)
God Damn it, you people are hard critics! Why don't ya' give the guy some credit?! He submits a joke EVERY DAY, think of the effort! This one was funny! I for one am rebelling at your efforts to crush Jackie's spirit. Jeez!
Jebus, lady. Miss America couldn't pass THAT test!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
um..
(0 replies)
started by
bigtomato
(08.29.2000 0:31:42 AM EST)
that was lame! down with jackie
Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy!
I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!
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