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"I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
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Man Thought Hurt But Slightly Dead
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
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 Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 2, 2000 | | By: JackieMartling | Published: 09/02/2000 | | |  |
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The Queen of England decides she wants a Kentucky thoroughbred in the royal stable, so she calls Clinton, and he agrees to meet herin Lexington, Kentucky.
When they get there, they decide to go for a ride. They're just pulling out of the barn, when the Queen's horse's tail goes up and out comes a loud fart --"Bllbbtt!"
She turns to Clinton and says, "I'm so embarrassed."
He says, "You shouldn't be. I thought it was the horse."
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