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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 3, 2000

By: JackieMartlingPublished: 09/03/2000
 
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There's a scream from the bedroom.

The husband runs in and there's a guy leaping out of the window.

His wife says, "Whaa! That guy just screwed me twice!"

He says, "Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?"

She says, "Because I thought it was you...until he started for the second one."

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    You hate Jackie's jokes but... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.05.2000 11:27:13 AM EST)

    You hate Jackies jokes yet you keep reading them. Are you totally unable to control your actions? Are space aliens sending radio waves into your brain making you read these lame jokes against your will? When you see a movie you didn't like, do get right back in line to see it again? Take control of your life and stop reading Jackies jokes if you don't like them. Fa-fa-fooie!

    Then Don't Read It (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.03.2000 9:52:28 PM EST)

    The jokes are labeled w/ Jackie's name on them...if you don't like her jokes then don't read them...it's not that hard

    enough said.. (0 replies)
    started by slade
    (09.03.2000 2:00:54 PM EST)

    jackie never ceases to amaze me with the most retarded fucking jokes on the planet

    SCREW THAT SHIT (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.03.2000 12:26:13 PM EST)

    THAT WAS THE WORST COCKSUCKING UNCLE-FUCKING TREE HUGGING PIECE OF SHIT

    FIRST!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by rook30505
    (09.03.2000 1:58:44 AM EST)

    I'm first,this joke sux and I've heard it a thousand times before,but I'm first so cuck my sock futhermokers!!!!!!!

    Spank my ass!

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