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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 13, 2000

By: JackieMartlingPublished: 09/13/2000
 
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A lady goes into the funeral parlor to view her husband a few hours before the service.

She says to the mortician, "Bernie looks very good. He looks at peace with the world. But I had so hoped he would have been buried in a blue suit, not a gray suit."

The mortician says, "No problem, lady."

He opens the door and yells, "Hey, Freddie! Change heads on number six and number eleven."

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    started by Crackerman
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    That is the lamest, most fucked up joke I have heard since yesterdays joke of the day!!!

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    started by SuicideKing
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    Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

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