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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 15, 2000

By: JackieMartlingPublished: 09/15/2000
 
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Here we are on a Trans-Atlantic flight.

The pilot comes on the intercom and says, "Hello, this is Captain Norris. We're flying at approximately 35,000 feet and we should arrive in two and a half hours. Thank you for flying WestEastern."

He forgets to turn off the intercom and then says to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take a shit and then try to fuck that new blonde stewardess."

The stewardess hears it, and as she goes running up the aisle to tell him the microphone is still on, she trips on the rug and falls on her ass.

A little old lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey. He said he had to take a shit first."

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    Not bad (0 replies)
    started by lovesex
    (04.24.2001 7:23:09 PM EST)

    Your joke is really good. Harsh, but good.

    hi (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.26.2001 3:01:06 PM EST)

    cool

    big mama (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.18.2001 1:19:53 AM EST)

    your mum is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean all the whales start to sing
    we are family

    Nice one, Jackie. (0 replies)
    started by rowlydog
    (11.29.2000 1:44:33 PM EST)

    I laughed my fucking ass off.

    Gene Tracy Joke (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.19.2000 3:33:44 AM EST)

    This joke is 25 years old. Gene Tracy, the truckstop king was where it originated.

    How many firsts are there? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.17.2000 4:27:21 PM EST)

    WTF?

    I thought it was coffee... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (09.16.2000 8:44:27 PM EST)

    I heard this one a while ago but the captain said all he needed was a blowjob and a coffee and the guy said don't forget the coffee...


    oh well, I guess it's old either way

    "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

    ACK Mullets (0 replies)
    started by thegimper
    (09.15.2000 11:22:36 PM EST)

    I bet the captain had a mullet....


    FEAR THE MULLET!

    um

    OK let see... (0 replies)
    started by christina
    (09.15.2000 12:01:35 PM EST)

    who the hell is "first" here!ohh i got it we all are.hehe!

    THE BITCH WAS HERE

    Yes, it is rather old.. (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.15.2000 11:49:47 AM EST)

    oh yeah, I almost forgot...FIRST!!

    Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng)Hey look, I'm first!!!

    repeat (0 replies)
    started by scubani
    (09.15.2000 8:41:58 AM EST)

    what the f*ck? this joke sucked the first time i read it.did they think it would be better the second time around?

    umm... (0 replies)
    started by nexx
    (09.15.2000 0:53:13 AM EST)

    that stupidass joke was in a movie too! COME ON, LET'S SEE IF WE CANT DO BETTER!!!

    Wassup!!!

    wait a sec.... (0 replies)  
    started by rook30505
    (09.15.2000 0:13:47 AM EST)

    didn't they already post this joke?the goofball.com staff should be beaten and butt-raped for this hideous error.oh yeah...I'm first!!!

    Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

    Hasn't this joke been (0 replies)
    started by zyxwv
    (09.15.2000 0:13:18 AM EST)

    on this site before? Or have I just read it everywhere else on the net?

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