Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 8, 2000
By: JackieMartling	Published: 09/08/2000
Harry says to his uncle, "Listen, you're alot older than me. Do me a favor... After you die, try to contact me from the afterlife." His uncle says, "All right." A few years later, his uncle passes away. Then Harry's mowing the lawn one day when all of a sudden he hears, "Harry...Harry..." He says, "Uncle Floyd? Uncle Floyd? Is that you, Uncle Floyd?" He says, "Yes, Harry." Harry says, "Whoa! Uncle Floyd! Tell me how it is! Tell me what it's like!" His uncle says, "Well, we get up in the morning...we screw for a few hours, and then we have some breakfast. Then we screw for a few more hours...then we have some lunch. And we screw a little bit more...then we take a nap, and then we screw for another few hours...then we have a big dinner. Then we screw a few more hours and go to sleep, so we can wake up in the morning, and do it all over again." Harry says, "Wow, Uncle Floyd. Heaven sure sounds great." His uncle says, "Heaven? I'm a jackrabbit in Wyoming." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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It must be hard .. (0 replies) started by drivrelfst (09.08.2000 8:24:29 AM EST) coming up w good jokes, huh Jackie?

your mammas so fat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.08.2000 6:08:42 AM EST) hi your mumma is so fat that when she goes out side with her yellow raincoat on people call her over as a taxi your mumma is so dumb she went into a 24 hour store and asked whan it closes your mama is so fat that when she has a bath she has to use vasaline to get out. well thats all i have to say.

wait.. (0 replies) started by XorsistXtreme (09.08.2000 1:22:09 AM EST) I had no idea jackrabbits could use screwdrivers....

Could have been worse... (0 replies)   started by oliverclozoff (09.08.2000 0:51:39 AM EST) He could have come back as a towel in a gay bath house! Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

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