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Elementary School Counting Lessons

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 08/16/2002
 
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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three."

"Four," answers little Johnny.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

Little Johnny smiles and says, "A jack."

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.20.2003 9:24:07 AM EST)

    good one


    Just protecting my sheep
    That's my boy. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.20.2002 0:23:30 AM EST)

    taught him everything he knows.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.16.2002 7:40:03 AM EST)

    this kid will run the "Sports Book" in High School.

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    started by marvin
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    craps too ?

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