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Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.
An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained that she had no money, but the robber insisted that it must be in her bra and started feeling around.
"I told you I haven't got any money." the old maid said. "But if you keep doing that, I'll write you a check."
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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(12.18.2003 4:00:30 PM EST)
now thats a good one...
LMAO!
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tjshere
(12.18.2003 3:31:40 AM EST)
Set your sights downward, pal, and the American Express card will be all yours.
^5, Patron! This is a new one on me.
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