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"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
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"After a day like this, I've got the three C's: I'm comfortable, I'm confident, and I'm seeing the ball well."
— Seattle Mariners outfielder Jay Buhner after going 5-5
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#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
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... is so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... is so fat, !
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Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love?
A. Call her from your cell phone.
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 Titanic's Mexican Connection | | By: obxbeachbum | Published: 05/05/2004 | | |  |
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There are many stories related to the sinking of the Titanic. Many came to light due to the phenomenal success of the movie.
For example, most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. Even fewer know that the Titanic was carrying 12,000 liter-size jars of that popular condiment.
Although the ship sank on April 14, the large mayonnaise shipment was scheduled for delivery on May 5th in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after she left New York City.
The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting the delivery and were quite disconsolate at the tragic loss. So much so that they declared a national day of remembrance, which they, along with many in the U.S., still observe today.
It is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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