"I want to remind you all that in order to fight and win the war, it requires an expenditure of money that is commiserate with keeping a promise to our troops to make sure that they're well-paid, well-trained, well-equipped."
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"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." Catherine Aird
Snapple Facts
#44 The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do.
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