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2 Gay Men And A Baby

By: bigjohn2Published: 06/09/2008
 
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Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.

Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and, to the delight of the two gays, she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other.

"All these unhappy babies... and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love for one another."

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we pull the pacifier out of his ass.

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