Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 9, 2000
By: JackieMartling	Published: 09/09/2000
A hippie painter's girlfriend is losing her eyesight, but at the last minute, an optometrist operates on her and saves her sight. The hippie painter is so grateful that he goes to the doctor's house one day while the doctor has office hours, goes inside, and paints a huge eye on an entire wall of the living room, leaving the fireplace as the pupil of the eye. He's just finishing up when the doctor walks in. He says to the doctor, "Well, do you like it, man?" The doctor says, "Yeah... whew...I'm certainly glad I'm not a gynecologist." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Wrong Doctor (0 replies) started by bosox1 (09.09.2000 5:48:26 PM EST) Optometrists don't operate. F-Jackie and Timmy bababooey y'all

This Isn't... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.09.2000 4:22:07 PM EST) jackies joke,i have hurd it b4

blah (0 replies)   started by 1111111 (09.09.2000 2:18:05 AM EST) i dont hate him nor like him just think he should stop the jokes

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