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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 30, 2000

By: JackieMartling(Jokeland.com)Published: 08/30/2000
 
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It's a girl's first time at the gynecologist. She's up in the stirrups, and she's very nervous.

The gynecologist says, "You're scared, aren't you?"

She says, "Yes. It's my first time at the gynecologist."

He says, "Would you like me to numb you down there?"

She says, "Please."

He goes (sticking nose in her lap), "Num, num, num, num..."

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    I dont know (0 replies)
    started by beaudiablo
    (08.30.2000 12:49:04 PM EST)

    but i think that normaly if a girl is at the gyno you would not want to be sticking your face down there.

    this is the worse (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.30.2000 2:14:26 AM EST)

    someone needs to fire this person

    Oh god (0 replies)
    started by memnoch
    (08.30.2000 2:10:01 AM EST)

    Just shut the fuck up Jackie

    first (0 replies)  
    started by aaaa
    (08.30.2000 1:23:54 AM EST)

    first

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