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Dumb Lawyer
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's ...
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Published : 09.01.2008

Rate: 2.25
Lawyer Jokes
The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps ...
Published : 08.15.2008

Rate: 3.73
New Porsche
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche ...
Published : 02.01.2008

Rate: 1.89
You Can't Take It With You
Trying to disprove the saying "You can't take it with ...
Published : 01.24.2008

Rate: 2.10
Pick Up Line
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned ...
Published : 01.21.2008

Rate: 3.27
A Jury Full Of Lawyers
A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving ...
Published : 01.06.2008

Rate: 3.83
The Bear Mail
A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks ...
Published : 01.05.2008

Rate: 1.52
Heaven Vs. Hell
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not ...
Published : 10.24.2007

Rate: 3.54
Don't Mess With Farmers
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Arkansas. He shot ...
Published : 07.16.2007

Rate: 3.73
Deathbed Lawyer
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death ...
Published : 03.31.2007

Rate: 2.17
Two People
A woman and her young daughter were visiting the grave ...
Published : 11.05.2006

Rate: 4.08
Attorney Privilege
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather ...
Published : 10.03.2006

Rate: 4.17
Dinner At The Lawyers
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass ...
Published : 08.24.2006

Rate: 4.08
Two Lawyers
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for ...
Published : 08.18.2006

Rate: 4.00
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't
10. Have you looked through her briefs ...
Published : 05.16.2006

Rate: 4.00
Lawyer vs. Sheriff
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.
Published : 03.13.2006

Rate: 4.00
The Cross Examined Policeman
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer ...
Published : 10.19.2005

Rate: 4.00
The Heart Transplant
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed ...
Published : 09.26.2005

Rate: 4.00
Contributions
The United Way realized that it had never received ...
Published : 08.28.2005

Rate: 4.07
The Sailing Lawyer
A young lawyer decided that his life needed a hobby. ...
Published : 07.06.2004

Rate: 3.77
The Right Stuff
There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious ...
Published : 05.26.2004

Rate: 4.08
Hopping Down The Bunny Trail
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny ...
Published : 04.15.2004

Rate: 4.00
Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ...
Published : 12.13.2003

Rate: 3.60
The Test
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called ...
Published : 11.18.2003

Rate: 3.00
The Bronze Statue
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown...
Published : 05.23.2003

Rate: 3.50
A Priest And A Truck Driver
A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over ...
Published : 03.26.2003

Rate: 3.71
A Call To His Lawyer
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak ...
Published : 02.25.2003

Rate: 3.50
Professional Differences
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One ...
Published : 11.28.2002

Rate: 3.50
Car Accident
A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country ...
Published : 11.16.2002

Rate: 3.40
Small Town Trial
In a trial, a small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand...
Published : 10.11.2002

Rate: 3.79

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