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"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000
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"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
— New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season
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#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
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Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
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 Origin of Lawyers | | By: Stickman | Published: 02/23/1999 | | |  |
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Single Sally was feeling "out of sorts", so she went to see her doctor for a checkup. After doing a complete physical and blood work, her doctor came back and told her he couldn't find anything wrong. The doctor asked, "Sally, you couldn't be pregnant, could you?"
Somewhat embarrassed, Sally replied, "Well, I am trying to save myself for marriage, but a month or so ago, I did have anal sex."
The Doctor replied, " Well that explains it. You must be pregnant."
Single Sally exclaimed, "I didn't know you could get pregnant from anal sex!"
"Sure", said the Doctor, "where do you think lawyers come from?"
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