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The Priest And The Trucker
By: Robnoxious Published: 02/23/1999

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride.

A ways down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct course with the lawyer. Then he thought "Oh no, I have a priest in the truck I can't run down this lawyer" and at the last second the Truck Driver swerved to miss the lawyer.

But, the truck driver heard a thump outside of the truck, he looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything. He turned to the priest and said "Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road." And the priest said "Don't worry son, I got him with my door".

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whoops (0 replies)
started by brentmartin00
(12.14.2000 11:43:44 PM EST)
thats one bad ass priest

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