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 Ya, Right!! | | By: Wulf | Published: 08/19/1999 | | |  |
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One day, God was in heaven walking the line between Heaven and
Hell. He noticed that the brick wall was in really bad shape
and needed repair. Going back to his office, God called Satan
and explained how bad the wall looked. Satan said that he too
had noticed how shabby the wall was looking, and asked what God
had in mind for repairs. God told Satan, "Well, I was thinking
about that. I have a lot of good souls here who were hard
working laborers on earth. Why don't I have them fix the wall
and you can pay half of the costs?" Satan agreed, "That sounds
good," he said, "as you know I only have lazy, non-ethical,
unconcerned people here."
Soon the wall was repaired and looking great. God totaled up
the costs and sent Satan his bill for half. A month went by
with no response, then two and finally three months. By this
time God was pretty ticked off. He called Satan. When he
answered, God said, "Hey, Satan, God here. Just wanted to let
you know that the wall has been finished for a while."
Satan said, "Yeah, I know, I saw it. It looks good."
"Well," God said, "we did agree to share in the expense of
repairing it, and I have sent several bills and haven't
receieved any payment from you yet." Satan tells him, "Yeah,
well, I got the bills, but, I am not going to pay."
Infuriated, God yells, "WELL THEN, LOOKS LIKE I WILL BE GETTING
A LAWYER!!!"
Satan replies, "YEAH, RIGHT, like YOU have a Lawyer UP THERE!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
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