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Car Accident

By: acidintervalPublished: 11/16/2002
 
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A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.

"Aren’t you going to get a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.

"Sure, after the police leave." replied the lawyer.

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    Darn you, Acid! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.16.2002 9:22:40 AM EST)

    Jokes aren't funny when the goddamn lawyer wins!

    Hehe, just kidding, buddy. Good joke here.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    At that point (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (11.16.2002 1:23:28 AM EST)

    Ask him for the rest of the flask and pour it on him.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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