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"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." - Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
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Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
— Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
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#134 An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.
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Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres almost drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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 The Sailing Lawyer | | By: damsel | Published: 07/06/2004 | | |  |
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A young lawyer decided that his life needed a hobby. Since his buddies talked about sailing, he thought he'd give it a go. He went to the local boat show and asked a lot of questions. Everything seemed to be going well when he said, "How do you dock the boat?"
The salesman replied, "Well, you really don't dock the sailboat, you tie it up to a float just beyond the dock. This way you don't bang up the finish on the craft."
"Well then," the lawyer asked, "How do you get out to the sailboat?" "Good question." The salesman told him. You can get a small raft and paddle out to the boat, or you can just walk out to the boat, if you don't mind getting wet.
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