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 Pick Up Line | | By: bd2son | Published: 01/21/2008 | | |  |
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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here mate. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."
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