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A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
"Aren’t you going to get a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.
"Sure, after the police leave." replied the lawyer.
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Darn you, Acid!
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started by
tjshere
(11.16.2002 9:22:40 AM EST)
Jokes aren't funny when the goddamn lawyer wins!
Hehe, just kidding, buddy. Good joke here.
At that point
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started by
kweenbee
(11.16.2002 1:23:28 AM EST)
Ask him for the rest of the flask and pour it on him.
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